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don't poke the bull
Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.
Similar to don't poke the bear but better
"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
Similar to don't poke the bear but better
"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
don't poke the bull by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017
Don't bullshit a bullshitter
The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
Don't bullshit a bullshitter by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011
Don't bullshit a bullshitter.
A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.
Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.
Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.
Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.
Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.
Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.
Don't bullshit a bullshitter. by R.J.H December 26, 2009
don't bully me I'll cum
a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.
Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.
don't bully me I'll cum by Zestied December 18, 2023
band aids don't fix bullet holes
MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
band aids don't fix bullet holes by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017
Don't be a bullshit!
Anu: Hey Jordan, what's 5 times 2?
Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.
Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.
Don't be a bullshit! by warfare-fury June 2, 2018