How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.

I couldn’t of done that.

“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?

“…”

Couldn’t of by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

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u of t

University of Torture-- located in either: Scarborough, Mississauga, and St. George (Downtown Toronto).
The best place to experience the greatest ordeal of your life. The epitome of a rape system- U of Torture.

Lectures are a bitch
Homework/assignments are a bitch
The TA's are ALL incompetent (especially for first-year courses)
Exams and studying for it will rape the fuck out of you
U of T is still the shit.

u of t by 12345678910 May 29, 2007

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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

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