1-Disgruntled Male Cooks dip their sac in what ever food they have to remake because some moronic guest doesn't know what they want or what they are talking about.
2- cooks whom flavor their collegues/bosses drinks with their sac.

I just t baged this guys soup. He's a real jerk.

t baged by ChefScrappy November 22, 2006

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Wiz on a T'd bagel

Cheez wiz spread on a toasted bagel. Originally invented by JGB circa 1980's.

What do you want for lunch?

I'll have wiz on a T'd bagel, please.

Wiz on a T'd bagel by The "Big Guy" Brown January 28, 2019

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tbaged

When a man's penis is worshipped by many men and women, and in an act of submission they sever their own genitalia and offer it in a ceremony where in which it is burned on an alter made of picture frames, Wheaties, Men's Health Magazines, and blue whales.

R.J. was tbaged today in Cambodia. It was a massive ceremony and the alter could be seen from Greece. The odor travelled across the pacific and made home in California. His penis is said to bring about peace and great fortune. They'll need it.

tbaged by Cuttysark711 October 20, 2012

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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