t'suck 

Adj. Being of a quality of complete and utter suckiness. Typically preceded in a sentence by "Something is " or "Somethings are ".

The Nine is t'suck.
Sunfires are t'suck.
The Pussycat Dolls are t'suck... but they're hot.
George Bush is t'suck.

t'suck by emsee October 19, 2006

Don’t suck the right 

A hashtag for “suck my left nut, but not the right, dem be sensitive” but it means no harm

Guy 1: you’re so dumb

Guy 2: suck my left nut, but don’t suck the right, dem be sensitive

Don’t suck the right by Random person ignore me May 29, 2018

doesn't suck

An understated expression of a positive mood or otherwise pleasurable emotional disposition; an outcome that far exceeds the standards and/or expectations set forth prior to a defined, goal-directed behavior; an understated expression of awe at one's good fortune or that of another.

It "doesn't suck", when you have a manuscript accepted for publication in a top-tier professional journal; when you win the lottery, get a large pay raise without a proportionate raise in your job's expectations of your productivity or responsibility; getting a minimal criminal sentence rendered by judge or jury that is of far less severity thsn that which was was expected (e.g., probation versus life sentence.

doesn't suck by Papi Nichols August 24, 2011

Don’t suck cock 

A statement made towards a male homosexual in the eternal hope that they will be set straight.

Don’t suck cock you fucking faggot. Wtf is wrong with you?

Don’t suck cock by de-pube January 26, 2023

I don’t suck dick 

1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.

1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.

2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.

I don’t suck dick by nutella137 July 18, 2020

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK! 

Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.

- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!

- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK! by Dr. Weldingstuff April 24, 2017

doesn't suck

something that is really good but said in a sarcastic way

yeah, the new pool doesn't suck!! or... Just got the new 60 inch plasma, it doesn't suck!!

doesn't suck by redrubyfruit August 6, 2007