system QB

A QB whom plays only in a certain offense in the game of football, only because that is the only possible way he can look good, since it eliminates his weaknesses, even though if he were placed on other offenses he would be greatly exposed

Tom brady is a system QB because he is successfull only in the Pats offense. If he were placed on any other offense, such as the Colts, he would fail because he does not have the talent to work that offense, and would be exposed. Unlike Peyton Manning who is great and can be able to lead any offense. Tim Tebow is also a system QB because he does not have the abilities to lead the Hawaii offense of Colt Brennan

system QB by PHJM December 29, 2007

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system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates

"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"

system QB by anonymous December 17, 2023

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system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates

"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"

system QB by samawesomesauce December 17, 2023

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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