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dick-rider-syndrum 

the act of not being able to stop riding someone's dick, even if there not famous people. these people usually run after the people they follow like a hobbit does a ring. there is almost no cure for these people...actually there is no cure.
josh rode kobe's dick all the way to the loss against the celtics...i think he has dick-rider-syndrum

richard, u need to stop riding jhalens dick!, u need a doctor for that dick-rider-syndrum you have there.
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Freddie Mercury Syndrome 

This is the definition of your existence - ‘I don’t want to die; sometimes wish I’d never been born at all’
Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome 

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically
Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

empty nest syndrome 

The feeling you get when your kids are adults & have moved out. The house feels so empty.
The empty nest syndrome was really tough to deal with at first & I still miss my kids living with me!

The Last Samurai Syndrome

The Last Samurai Syndrome is a syndrome where it is best associated to a certain type of weebs that are so obnoxious about defending any criticism of the Japanese Culture whether they have been there or not.
Jared! Look at this idiot over there, he has The Last Samurai Syndrome.

Misailidou Syndrome 

It's a form of autism that forms when you are named Misailidis/Misailidou, The symptoms of this syndrome are: Constant need to suck dick, Attraction to black guys and severe retardation
That guy is fat and retarded, he must have Misailidou Syndrome
Misailidou Syndrome by Aristidis November 2, 2022

stupid brain syndrome 

Stupid brain syndrome (SBS) is a condition which is caused by plastic particles that are directly inhaled. the particles will then enter your brain and cause SBS
Joey:yo you heard charlie got stupid brain syndrome
Sport: damn shouldve stopped sniffing them blu-ray cartridges
stupid brain syndrome by zxtekiii February 28, 2020