Restless Lip Syndrome

When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can't keep their mouth shut.

Chris has to come my house to drink because when we're at his house, Lindas Restless Lip Syndrome prevents us from carrying on a conversation.

Restless Lip Syndrome by HB Brother From Another Mother September 29, 2009

lazy lip syndrome 

1. a genetic disorder in which a womans lady parts are so cavernous you could go splunking in them.

2. sloppy vagine aka the puffer.

3. the loose goose; the BIG C; moms everywhere.

Octo-mom's got a severe case of The Lazy Lip Syndrome.

I almost lost my watch today...fucking Lazy Lip Syndrome.

Barbie keeps telling me I have The Gerk, but that skank's got The Lazy Lip Syndrome bad. Anatomically correct my ass!

He wouldn't know a Lazy Lip Syndrome if it slapped him across the face.

lazy lip syndrome by Mode, Burl, Junk, RamZ July 18, 2010

Sad Lip Syndrome 

The act of having your lower lip pushed out. Generally associated with unhappiness but really an individuals attempt to get their way. Often observed in spoiled teenagers and children that are unaccustomed to being told no.

Uh oh, princess didn't get her way again - sad lip syndrome is in effect - her feelings are hurt!

Sad Lip Syndrome by josefat September 6, 2013

lip fall syndrome 

a lip falls from many days of happiness and smiling.

Spending my days with Joyce, has given me Lip Fall Syndrome because my lips are actually falling from smiling and grinning like an idiot. but i sure do love her. =]

lip fall syndrome by steveeee May 2, 2005

Lippal Tunnel Syndrome 

Nerve damage and inflamation of the lip muscles due to administering excessive bj's over long periods of time, often leading to excessive workman's compensation claims in the field of prostitution.

My doc asked if my lippal tunnel syndrome was from typing my lips. I showed him the real reason.

Lippal Tunnel Syndrome by 1pieceofwork June 30, 2014

Late Lipko Syndrome 

LLS is a terrible disease that affects millions of humans every day some people also refer to it as CLD - chronic late disorder. LLS doesn’t only affect the patient but also their parents, friends and S.Os whom the patient most likely haven’t seen in ages since they’re always late.

“Is Mary even coming?”
“She’ll be here eventually, she has Late Lipko Syndrome”

Late Lipko Syndrome by Late Lipko Syndrome October 14, 2023

Lips that grip syndrome 

Lips that grips syndrome is when a man dates/sleeps with an obviously toxic woman who has the potential to ruin his life. His justification for going back is that the sex is too good to walk away from.

Charles is dating a woman named Jessica who pressed charges against him, after she suspected they weren't exclusive. She gave herself bruises and cut herself to make it look believable. Charles keeps going back to her despite this. He suffers from Lips that grip syndrome.

Lips that grip syndrome by GrungeExpert December 27, 2021