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1.
Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.
When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.
by MenschMaschine October 19, 2012
 
2.
the act of swimming while pooping.
In a tragic swooping incident, Michael Phelps won the gold but lost his dignity;
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
Sorry I swooped in your pool;
I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.
by SwoopDoggyDog July 06, 2013
 
3.
The act of a judge interrupting the start of the match, after presentation, but before cards are drawn to acquire the decks of 2 players in order to perform a deck check.
Swooping is similar to pouncing, diving, preying, collecting, descending but not quite.
by Jalum Grifter January 14, 2014
 
4.
In skydiving. High speed, high performance landing.
Pond swooping is a form of competitive parachuting wherein canopy pilots attempt to touch down at a glide across a small body of water, and onto the shore.
by voytec January 11, 2012
 
5.
The act by a male friend of intervening to protect a female companion from being disturbed by an unwanted male
Swooping: At a club some flithy banana is grinding your girls the swooper has the duty of removing said bannana
by banana removalers October 23, 2010
 
6.
The act or process of a man trying to seduce his friend, or any other man's woman. Which is completely wrong and messed up to do thus naming the male a swooper.
Dude, you know Maria is with John. Stop swooping in on her you filthy smut.
by Brendan Lyons January 24, 2006
 
7.
dress to impress
I came to school swooping my red and black shoes, jeans, and red and black sweatshirt.
by nmjcchristmas November 04, 2010