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Swollasfucksaurus Rex
In the new world, the "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is the individual in the community with the highest rank, sometimes referred to as an "Alpha Male". Other animals in the same social group may exhibit submission or other symbolic signs of respect particular to their species towards the "Swollasfucksaurus Rex".
A "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is given preference to be the first to eat, drink, party, and the first to mate; among some species they are the only animals in the pack allowed to mate. Other animals in the community are usually killed or ousted if they violate this rule.
The term "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is sometimes applied to humans to refer to a man who is beyond powerful through his courage and a competitive, goal-driven, "take charge" attitude. With their bold approach and confidence, "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" are often described as charismatic and are often overachievers and recognized for their leadership qualities. Their aggressive tactics and competitiveness can also lead to resentment by others. (Haters gotta hate.)
The status of the "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is often achieved by means of superior physical strength. One does not choose to become a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex", he must be chosen by other superior "Swollasfucksaurus Rex". Once a man becomes a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" his life will become a constant challenge to maintain his position in life. Luckily, this is known as breakfast for a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex"
A "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is given preference to be the first to eat, drink, party, and the first to mate; among some species they are the only animals in the pack allowed to mate. Other animals in the community are usually killed or ousted if they violate this rule.
The term "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is sometimes applied to humans to refer to a man who is beyond powerful through his courage and a competitive, goal-driven, "take charge" attitude. With their bold approach and confidence, "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" are often described as charismatic and are often overachievers and recognized for their leadership qualities. Their aggressive tactics and competitiveness can also lead to resentment by others. (Haters gotta hate.)
The status of the "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is often achieved by means of superior physical strength. One does not choose to become a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex", he must be chosen by other superior "Swollasfucksaurus Rex". Once a man becomes a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" his life will become a constant challenge to maintain his position in life. Luckily, this is known as breakfast for a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex"
I like this bar, I think I want to stop in for a drink, but I see a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" on the hunt. I think I'll just watch from the sideline."
Swollasfucksaurus Rex by Vaughn Van Matterhorn May 13, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable