swiss dick 

When a man's uncircumsized penis smells like swiss cheese!Also another name for a complete asshole!

"Crystal is a big swiss dick!"
"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"

swiss dick by Crystal Albin May 18, 2008

Swiss Army Dick

Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.

Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.

Swiss Army Dick by Texas Haz June 16, 2008

dick swiss 

A type of penis cheese, resulting from failure to wash one's penis regularly. Smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. The female equivalent of dick swiss would be fromundacheese.

I went down on this guy last night and he had horrible dick swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.

dick swiss by detachable_penis17 January 13, 2011

Swish dickles 

Can mean any thing you want.could be an insult,could be a compliment,and anything your heart desires.

Insult: Shut the fuck up (swish dickles).
Compliment:You're toats (swish dickles)

Swish dickles by Swigity swag March 5, 2015