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Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.
Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

The skinniest legends 

“The skinniest legends” is a group chat composed on instagram by fat people. They released 3 singles up from their upcoming self titled album “the skinniest legends”, one of them being “Deco bitches” which received 10 platinum plaques and topped the instagram explore page. The group chat is currently run by : “@60sdeath”, “@radiocola”,”@pastventura”,”@tropicodaze”, deactivated account “@moteldeath”, “@lizzystrailer” ,”@sleepingwithwitches”,”@lolitaslolly”,”@ridingtheride”,”@lanadelrey and her @honeymoon account” , as well as “@70s.delrey”,”@highbyethebeach”,”@tropicobaby”,”@lanaismybestfriend”,”@gayjailer”,”@lustforfroots” , “@missborntolose”, “@groupielover” and “@delreydisease”.
•“Mom, can i preorder the skinniest legends album?, its 10,99 dollars!”
•“Did you hear the skinniest legends new song? Its really skinny!”
•”lanaismygod to neohumanism : did you hear about the skinny legends? They are so ratchet! I’m CaLliNg ThE CoPs!”

Spinnies 

When you've drank too much alcohol and you feel as though the room is spinning. Usually happens once you try falling asleep and is extremely uncomfortable. Gets worse when you switch sleep positions.
Spinnies by PrincesssCaitlin June 26, 2008

Shiniest meat bicycle 

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle
Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"

Skinniest Fat Chick 

Someone who doesn't have any perspective on their own life because of the group of people they were surrounded by. The skinniest girl in a group of fat chicks for example would consider herself thin by comparison.
She's definitely the skinniest fat chick of that group, she 'only' got two baby daddy's

Skinnies 

Skinnies are defined as millita forces hailing from an impovished nation
Was originaly used to describe people in Somallia in "Black Hawk Down" but has also extended to other regions of conflict.

Also used in Multiplayer Games, such as Command and Conquer: Generals, to describe the Terrorist teams
"Skinnies, comming into the left-hand side of your base!"
"Don't worry, Pathfinders have them pinned."
Skinnies by AzraelDA November 23, 2004