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Swing-monkey 

You were struck with misfortune
Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey
Swing-monkey by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

Monkey swipe 

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.
Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.
Monkey swipe by sloleak October 13, 2006

Monkey shine 

trickery done by a sneaky individual
What is this monkey shine joey? i asked you to clean up after youself!
Monkey shine by slangmaster2 February 28, 2010

Monkey Swing 

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.
I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026