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Swing-monkey 

You were struck with misfortune
Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey
Swing-monkey by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

Monkey swipe 

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.
Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.
Monkey swipe by sloleak October 13, 2006

Monkey shine 

trickery done by a sneaky individual
What is this monkey shine joey? i asked you to clean up after youself!
Monkey shine by slangmaster2 February 28, 2010

Monkey Swing 

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.
I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026