sweding

Re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.

In the most potentially funny film of 2008 ‘Be Kind, Rewind‘, Jack Black and Mos Def must re-record classic movies to replace broken VHS tapes. The process is described in the film as sweding, or “re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.”

sweding by Morten Folkvord February 14, 2008

swoening

Swoening is the act off swiping your finger trough a stranger but crack and and to make sure that another unknowing bystander will get blamed for this, a great swoener can swipe while looking the female in her eyes and still have some one ells blamed you can get bonus points if you show the person that will get blamed what you are doing it so that he will point at you, but of course you don’t know what is going on

Swen tapped joep on his shoulder and swoened happy away, joep got the flat hand from the swoened women straight on his cheek and tried his hardest to convinced her that he didn’t du it, but the Swen was already gone to celebrate his swoening victory

swoening by the swoenmaster July 7, 2009

De-swining 

The act disinfecting (or otherwise decontaminating)areas that are possibly infected with the swine flu (aka H1N1)... or to disifect areas that have NEVER been exposed to swine flu, but are sanitied anyway as a precautionary effort.

Office Guy : "What is Allison doing??"

Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"

De-swining by ThatGirlFromTheOffice April 30, 2009

Svening 

A word that is used to describe in trading terms, riding in the opposite direction to the current trend, usually resulting in a account drawdown.

Invacio Ltd, introduced the word to describe how a human trader was compared to their Artificial Intelligence trader in a live trading scenario, Archimedes was trading Sterling down, whilst the human trader was Svening his account trading in the opposite direction until all funds were lost and the account was in - figure drawdown.

Svening by Archie-AI October 31, 2017

Crime Scening 

When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.

Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.

Crime Scening by Crime scening November 27, 2017

Swining 

Making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.

Me and the missus had a fine bout of swining last night.

Swining by Nutcroot January 6, 2005

Swining 

Complaining about the swine flu

Dude1:Hey dude did you hear about the swine flu?
Dude2: Yeah everyone is swining about it.

Swining by dmgsnowy April 30, 2009