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deriving from the english word swan, what a swan does from time to time to pass the day.
swaning by toby palooza krew November 9, 2010
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Black Swaning

Verb. Masturbation, jizzing.
As seen in the movie Black Swan.
Black Swaning by ukulelesFTW February 25, 2011

Swanning 

The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.

Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.

Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'

'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
Swanning by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016
The act of obsessing over a particular person or product at shamefully high levels.

Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level.
Those tweens are so staning Robert Pattinson.
Staning by slamsam June 23, 2011

De-swining 

The act disinfecting (or otherwise decontaminating)areas that are possibly infected with the swine flu (aka H1N1)... or to disifect areas that have NEVER been exposed to swine flu, but are sanitied anyway as a precautionary effort.
Office Guy : "What is Allison doing??"

Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"

Titty Swanking 

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation
Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will
Titty Swanking by crazychisel January 1, 2011