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swaning
swaning by toby palooza krew November 9, 2010
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Swaning • Black Swaning • swanning • seaning • Swining • shaning • swanking • swanging • Swannington • SWATing
Black Swaning
Black Swaning by ukulelesFTW February 25, 2011
Swanning
The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.
Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.
Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.
Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'
'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
Swanning by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016
Staning
The act of obsessing over a particular person or product at shamefully high levels.
Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level.
Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level.
Those tweens are so staning Robert Pattinson.
De-swining
The act disinfecting (or otherwise decontaminating)areas that are possibly infected with the swine flu (aka H1N1)... or to disifect areas that have NEVER been exposed to swine flu, but are sanitied anyway as a precautionary effort.
Office Guy : "What is Allison doing??"
Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"
Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"
De-swining by ThatGirlFromTheOffice April 30, 2009
Titty Swanking
Jessica: I was titty swanking last night
Abby: oh, what did it feel like
Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it
Abby: I will
Abby: oh, what did it feel like
Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it
Abby: I will
Titty Swanking by crazychisel January 1, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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