Swedish Swap Meat 

A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.

Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.

Swedish Swap Meat by Fobill April 22, 2010

Swedish Meatballs 

1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.

2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.

3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.

"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"

Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"

Woman: "Um, hell no."

Swedish Meatballs by awbatman500 June 15, 2014

Swedish meatballs 

perfection

I love me some Swedish meatballs

Swedish meatballs by obese burnt chicken nugget August 20, 2019

Swedish Meatball 

A sex act wherein the male ejaculates onto the females face, wipes it up with his scrotum and the female proceeds to suck them clean.

"Dude, I gave her the Swedish meatball and she went nuts"

"Becky over there is a FIEND for Swedish Meatballs"

Swedish Meatball by Xerxikun June 19, 2008

The Giant Swedish Meatball

A god-like structure constructed by Swedish viking Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. This meatball is the epitome of happiness and world peace. If you feel any troubles, the giant meatball will whisk them away and pull you into a world of pure carefree, joyous reality where you can forget anything and relax. The Giant Meatball is a gift from the heavens from God himself. Nobody has accessed the inside in 69 years, and many legends have surface of what is in there.

Bro, we should go to Sweden to pray to The Giant Swedish Meatball!

Aw, fuck yeah dude!

The Giant Swedish Meatball by Garinanium July 19, 2019

Swedish Meatball Dinner 

While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner

I was giving this girl a rim job and i ended up with a swedish meatball dinner

Swedish Meatball Dinner by Korky Butchev January 28, 2010

Swedish Meatball 

An orgy consisting of largely males (usually 4-16) and 1 woman. The woman sucks the men's testicles, and only his testicles. The men are bisexual, and are occasionally kissing each other while the woman sucks the men. The other men rub their testicles on each other.

Guy: I had an amazing Swedish Meatball last night.

Other Guy: *Offended* Why didn't you invite me!

Swedish Meatball by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014