sweaty vance Share definition Flag the act of recieving a blowjob from a person with overly sized front teeth while taking a crap on a toilet "Dude that chick that has horse teeth wanted to give me a sweaty vance while i use the toilet." sweaty vance by Sparkz867 January 1, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the sweaty vance mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch