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sweaty poopies 

When grunting one out produces a sweaty upper lip.
I had the whisky shits so bad that I got the Sweaty Poopies.
sweaty poopies by wessy December 2, 2007

sweaty poops 

After a long, hard day of yard work you go inside, grab a lemonade, get paid, and take a big shit.
Man, those sweaty poops were better than a jazzersex session. Guess the yard work was worth it!
sweaty poops by Merriam EBster August 26, 2015

poo sweats 

When you need to poo so badly that you feel cold inside and sweaty outside.
I needed to take a dump so badly that i got the poo sweats
poo sweats by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

Poor and Sweaty 

Refers to the condition of being down on your luck, isolated, forgotten or depressed. Usually a demeanor accompanied by a disheveled appearance. A condition which usually Illicits sympathy and or compassion. Can refer to humans or animals
The homeless man on the corner holding the sign asking for money was poor and sweaty.
Poor and Sweaty by Uncle Ralph December 4, 2019

poop sweat 

Persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one's ass sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the anticipation of a catastrophic dooley (poop) that is forthcoming. In addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (Note: NOT synonomous with butt sweat, swamp ass, etc.)
"Jesus Christ, Pat, what's that smell?"
"Man, I gotta deuce. That's my poop sweat you're smelling."

poop sweats 

When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea.
I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!!
poop sweats by J-Millions June 14, 2008