Swearfest 

noun. the event during which super smash brothers, mario kart, and smash brothers brawl are played on the Nintendo 64 and/or Wii. swearing throughout is not only welcomed but required. Swearfest originated at the infamous RLD.

I was fucking pwn3d at Swearfest last night.

Swearfest by Wah Wah July 27, 2008

broke my swearer 

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.

Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

broke my swearer by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020

SwearBear 

A CareBear gone evil. Hobbies include smoking rollies, vandalizing property, and cussing your ass out.

My biggest fear is that in the middle of the night my CareBear will be transformed into a SwearBear.

SwearBear by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007

Bear Stearned 

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

Bear Stearned by bwbw March 20, 2008

Swearcent 

When a person changes their accent for the purposes of swearing, usually in an unsuccessful attempt to make them sound cooler than they actually are.

Keiran: Did you bring the cards?
Brian: No.
Keiran: Christ man, I teld you ta bring the cerds, it's fucking borin' without them.
Brian: Stop talking like that, you're aren't Begbie from Trainspotting.
Keiran: But that's my swearcent!

Swearcent by DayvanCowboy April 17, 2007

bear stearned 

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.

Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.

bear stearned by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

Swearer 

In general, there are two meanings to this term.

1) A swearer is someone who has taken an oath or made a promise of a particular kind. It doesn't matter what type of oath the person has take or the circumstances which it was taken under they are still referred to as 'a swearer'
2) A swearer in this case is a person who uses colorful language to express their inner feelings when they feel polite or less vulgar language can't completely express their emotions, feelings and thoughts to the same intensity as the former.

1) Daniel just got his American citizenship last weekend. Congratulations to him, he is how an american swearer.

2) I promise to be a good person to you... i really want to be your swearer

3) Daniel was mega annoyed because the guy at the store bumped in to him and Daniel was enraged, immediately becoming a swearer

Swearer by rippleeffect June 12, 2010