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Glaswegian Swashbuckle 

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.

shayshay 

Shayshay is a strong woman that doesn’t give a fuck about no nigga and will beat a bitch ass if they get out of line and care about friends and family
Hey meet shayshay
shayshay by 1234gi February 20, 2019
implied sex/god minecraft pvper/frog man
“i just read a book, it had some implied swaeshy!”
“did you see that? it was swaeshy he killed our animals again!”
swaeshy by peni- September 6, 2020
acronym that stands for Secretly We Are Super Heroes
"Yo dude, did you see the news last night? There were some people thinking they were super heros on it or something?!"
"Yeah man, SWASH."
SWASH by Lemy November 27, 2012

Swayside 

Born and raised in swayside.
Swayside by Voice09 December 27, 2009

swash gobbling 

A fetish which consists of the act of stuffing a girls vagina with bread like it’s a thanksgiving turkey.
Chris: Truth or Dare
Alexia: Truth
Chris: What’s the kinkiest thing you’re into?
Alexia: Swash Gobbling
swash gobbling by swash_gobbler69 February 20, 2019