swarmise
swarmise by notjillybean March 18, 2011
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Swormise by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003
Swormise
A cross between a swear and a promise… the true unbreakable bond.
The Scout's honor has long been believed to be the strongest of all oaths. While pledging this type of oath is unarguably powerful, it simply does not measure up to the bond formed by the lesser known swormise. The swormise can be used in many different scenarios, but typically is reserved for the most meaningful of vows. IT SHOULD NOT BE USED ALL WILLY NILLY!!! If a single swormise is broken, then all trust can be lost with very little possibly of ever rebuilding. Therefore, this is not for the faint of heart. The swormise is a truly beautiful thing and can build a love like never before.
Swormise…a small word that means everything.
The Scout's honor has long been believed to be the strongest of all oaths. While pledging this type of oath is unarguably powerful, it simply does not measure up to the bond formed by the lesser known swormise. The swormise can be used in many different scenarios, but typically is reserved for the most meaningful of vows. IT SHOULD NOT BE USED ALL WILLY NILLY!!! If a single swormise is broken, then all trust can be lost with very little possibly of ever rebuilding. Therefore, this is not for the faint of heart. The swormise is a truly beautiful thing and can build a love like never before.
Swormise…a small word that means everything.
Swormise by A BIG BRAT August 25, 2022
Swamise
A word invented by a teen in NY names Allison Grace. The word is cross between a promise and a swear. It is strong then the two alone because it is combined.
Her: did you really not do it?
Him: I swamise I didn’t, babe.
Her: will you call later?
Him: I swamise I will call you.
Him: I swamise I didn’t, babe.
Her: will you call later?
Him: I swamise I will call you.
Swamise by bronxbeautyag September 2, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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