slapjob 

straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no cum. no smile.

-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.

slapjob by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010

Soapjob 

When a guy soaps up his hands, and starts jacking off with alot of soap on his wack-hand. Making it feel like he's getting a blowjob. This was discovered and usually occurs in the shower so after you finish you'll still feel "clean."

Hey Jerry! Yesterday after soccer practice, I was in the shower and finally grew the balls to give myself a soapjob. It felt like Amy was deepthroating me with soap spit!

Soapjob by Mike Pirrotta :D January 22, 2009

Swap Job 

The act of giving or receiving a sexual stimulation to the genitalia between two same sex partners. Excludes actual sexual intercourse. Hence the sexual service is swapped for the same service by the participants.

"Why don't you guys just give each other a swap job?"
"I saw two dudes giving each other swap jobs."
"That was the best swap job I've ever had"

Swap Job by Nam Hoang May 9, 2006

Swabjob 

When either a male or female, runs a wet mop through the asscrack of their partner.

Kevin wasn’t able to cum from swabjobs, preferring other cleaning instruments.

Swabjob by Swabjobber October 20, 2019

swagjob 

Where a monstrous veiny penis is forcefully thrust into a face. The victim knowing this is their chance on sucking on Swag commences on the best blow job they have or will ever give.

Dave has been swagjobbed three times this week already.
Mr. swag really has it in for this nigger.

swagjob by nitrosage October 1, 2011

Swampjob 

When a blowjob is applied to a dick that has already been shit and vomited on

Hardcore porn addicts dig swampjobs

Swampjob by Markis NOlandis February 5, 2009

slapjob 

A quick and dirty edit to a project, usually via Photoshop.

I really wanted to dedicate the time to make a quality meme, but my mom came upstairs, so you'll have to settle for this slapjob.

slapjob by kgils March 6, 2019