Soapjob 

When a guy soaps up his hands, and starts jacking off with alot of soap on his wack-hand. Making it feel like he's getting a blowjob. This was discovered and usually occurs in the shower so after you finish you'll still feel "clean."

Hey Jerry! Yesterday after soccer practice, I was in the shower and finally grew the balls to give myself a soapjob. It felt like Amy was deepthroating me with soap spit!

Soapjob by Mike Pirrotta :D January 22, 2009

slapjob 

straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no cum. no smile.

-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.

slapjob by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010

Half-ass soap job 

When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉

When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.

Half-ass soap job by sucker1 January 25, 2018

slapjob 

A quick and dirty edit to a project, usually via Photoshop.

I really wanted to dedicate the time to make a quality meme, but my mom came upstairs, so you'll have to settle for this slapjob.

slapjob by kgils March 6, 2019

slapjob 

To rapidly slap ones cock with brisk quick hand motions, banging the genitalia against the inner thighs till the penis ejaculates. The slapping continues till the penis is a raw bloody phallus.

Brian recieved a jolly good slapjob from Larissa till his bloody cock had cum more then enough to fill a goats ass.

slapjob by Mr. Mayonasse August 21, 2007

Snapjob

When someone takes an erect penis and bends until it “snaps” or brakes.

Man I’m not going to school today I just got a snapjob and I’m at the hospital.

Snapjob by Snapjob December 17, 2018

Cincinnati Slapjob 

When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.

Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.

Cincinnati Slapjob by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025