Top definition
last night i had sex with a guy that had a swanner
by ogrebot 2009 October 24, 2008
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
2
Swanner: An obnoxious person that casually strolls into restaurants, shops and aeroplanes, regardless of the cost.
He's a swanner! He just returned from Barbados and he's already booking new first class tickets.
by Professor Andrew May 08, 2017
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt