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To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.
My ex wife swanned my bank account.
Swanned by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017

Black Swanned it 

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
Named after the ultimate Swanner, Ryan Swan from Nova Scotia. When you're swindled out of anything. Especially from a freeloader. You got Swanned.
Dude I let this guy stay at my house & he stole my protein shakes. I got so Swanned
Swanned by philschwackit February 15, 2019

Swanned off

Were has he swanned off to
Swanned off by Smithp0 October 31, 2015

Swannied 

To be repeatedly screwed over in the worst possible way, at the last minute for the longest period of time possible.
After working 12 on 12 off to prevent working weekends, we got swannied and have been working 12 on 12 off the past 5 weekends.
Swannied by 542 January 30, 2009
Did you hear about Clyde getting caught making up words? He got swanked by Sylvia.
swanked by Sylvia20782 December 26, 2007