skadunk 

To awaken and remember that you are the entire universe.

1: I was meditating this morning and I had a great skadunk.
2: I had my first skadunk while on mushrooms.
1: It's so crazy to know that everything is all just one thing.
2: Everything is the same. Separation is an illusion.

skadunk by psilipiji December 10, 2020

spaduge 

To cum really hard on someone. This word was created by an accidental typing of the word "practice" in a txt message with T9 languages turned on, creating the sentence, "Don't spaduge too hard." and becoming a running joke from there. Could be seen as a conjunction of "splooge" and "deluge" Pronounced "Spah-dooj"

"Dude, I hadn't cum in a few days so I totally spaduged all over Mike's ass."

spaduge by Clintacus February 23, 2006

Sawdust Lubricant 

Dry sawdust that is thrown into the vagina to assist with penetration.

Man: This girl was so wet that I had to use my patented sawdust lubricant before I could fuck her.

Sawdust Lubricant by Squeeze808 October 19, 2011

Spadunkle

The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.

After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.

Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

Swaddling

When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).

It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.

Swaddling by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011

Sadurbate 

The act of masturbating because you're sad and have nothing else to do.

Don't go into my room, Summer just broke up with me and I'm going to go sadurbate.

Sadurbate by Definitely_Not_DJ April 14, 2014

Swaddling

A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe

"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."

Swaddling by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011