1. For a female, a male friend who takes the place of a boyfriend when she is single. Generally speaking, a close male friend who is there emotionally, but is not receiving physical pleasure from the relationship.
2. A close male friend a girl goes to for emotional support when she is single.
2. A close male friend a girl goes to for emotional support when she is single.
Troy - so Dave, Candice came over to your place last night to talk huh?
Dave - yeah.
Troy - you do realize you're her surrogate boyfriend, right?
Dave - dude, no way.
Troy - totally way. She comes over, cries on your shoulder, hangs out, asks your opinion 'bout stuff. And you don't even make out with her? Total surrogate.
Dave - whatever.
Troy - and once she has a boyfriend she'll stop coming to you.
(6 months later)
Troy - see, Candice is now going out with Jason and she's stopped coming to you.
Dave - I was totally whipped.
(elsewhere)
Leslie - Candice, you're so lucky you had Dave while you and Tommy were broken up.
Candice - yeah, he was a good surrogate boyfriend. But I have Jason now so I'm able to go to him, my real boyfriend, when I have problems or wanna hang out.
Dave - yeah.
Troy - you do realize you're her surrogate boyfriend, right?
Dave - dude, no way.
Troy - totally way. She comes over, cries on your shoulder, hangs out, asks your opinion 'bout stuff. And you don't even make out with her? Total surrogate.
Dave - whatever.
Troy - and once she has a boyfriend she'll stop coming to you.
(6 months later)
Troy - see, Candice is now going out with Jason and she's stopped coming to you.
Dave - I was totally whipped.
(elsewhere)
Leslie - Candice, you're so lucky you had Dave while you and Tommy were broken up.
Candice - yeah, he was a good surrogate boyfriend. But I have Jason now so I'm able to go to him, my real boyfriend, when I have problems or wanna hang out.
by ChipGirl July 24, 2008
n.
An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.
examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.
examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
A male friend that a girl uses as her pretend boyfriend to get away from an annoying guy in a club or bar situation when she is single or her significant other is not present.
Amanda: Oh no, this annoying guy keeps following me around trying to talk to me, could you be my surrogate boyfriend for a minute?
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.
by NeonDancer October 15, 2009
by Nick Giardina August 19, 2007
by Joey.D February 24, 2014
Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb
What's a surrogate queef? Noun
Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
What's a surrogate queef? Noun
Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
by QueefLord January 7, 2016
When you are sexually attracted to your siblings, but instead of boshing them you bosh people who look like them.
by MATTeuph December 11, 2012