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Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

superbabe 

A Superbabe is a woman who is delicious in everyway, from head to toe. Her personality is addictive. Her beauty is mesmerizing. Her soul is captivating. A Superbabe can make a man smile in his darkest hour. She can make him melt while flashing her "supersmile". A sexual force to be reckoned with that can lasso a man with her heart.
I was on the phone with Araceli when she superbabed me with the sweetest words I have ever heard. Her Superbabe powers can turn my frown upside down.
superbabe by dexterbateman April 20, 2008

supercancersyphillaids 

Worse than supercancer or supercanceraids. But still a made up disease to poke fun at the fact that pretty much everything you do will either give you cancer, aids, or syphillis. Mainly cancer.
Dude, Jassy's lookin hot today!

Look but don't touch man, she's been around Vegas several times - she got the supercancersyphillaids. Make yo dick hang sideways and then some.

Superbadass 

Adjective used to illustrate extreme awesomenes.
Why do you call yourself Voltron?

I don't know. . . maybe cuz it's superbadass.
Superbadass by Spenny aka Spencer September 1, 2009

supercanceraids 

A hypothetical terminal illness borne from living in excess. Known to the state of California to cause supercancersyphillaids.
I chew gum all the time; I can't wait until they find out it causes supercanceraids.

Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.

superbad 

only the funniest damn movie of the century
dude 1: wanna go rent forty-year-old virgin?
dude 2: im gonna kill you just for saying that, bitch get in the car! we're goin to go see superbad!
superbad by mikey1337 August 26, 2007