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Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021
by YourAverageDisappointment November 26, 2021
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"Total Blackout" is a term used in a story format when a person gets to the point where they cannot remember anything after getting drunk, pretty much the highest level of being drunk. before this things like talking in weird accent's or bad attempts at flirting, after this waking up with a women you don't know with a massive headache after a one night stand
person 1 : dude I was so drunk, I think I broke some stuff. Don't remember much though since I went into a total blackout after that
person 2 : what happened after
person 1 : next thing I knew I was in an abandoned meat locker
by YourAverageDisappointment October 9, 2021
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Cam's Fishing Rod is a very unknown shock video sent on discord of people sticking their hands up two men's assholes and pulling the insides of the arse out causing them to prolapse, After this they stick the two men's insides together during this the two men are heavily moaning. It then cuts to them playing with the anus, ending in an "anus kiss" of sorts, the start of the video has a fishing rod creating a very high pitch sound to hurt the person's ears. earliest version being sent by a user called Cam. This is one of the more tame shock video's but can still leave a lasting impact.

Either sent blank without any context, with the context of 'informing them' of what it i,. or to bait people into thinking its about fishing.
Guy 1 : You Like fishing?
Guy 2 : yeah
Guy 1 : Aw man did you see Cam's Fishing Rod?
Guy 2 : Who's?
Guy 1 : I'll show you
*2-3 minutes later*
Guy 2 : WHAT THE FUCK
Guy 1 : did you like it?
by YourAverageDisappointment August 30, 2021
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Somebody who doesn't get tired after cumming
This doesnt mean they wont get tired no matter what just that most of the time they can go again or go back to normal (example : if they dont get enough air under the sheets they will still be tired cause they barley had any energy)
This isnt a position but a title (so more than 1 person can be one at a time)
Person 1 : yo have you heard about micheal?
Person 2 : what about him
P1 : according to his gf he doesnt get tired after cumming
P2 : hes a conquer of cum
by YourAverageDisappointment April 3, 2022
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