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Super team slag 

A Super team slag is someone who plays as the best football team in video games all the time. It has come about mainly due to pro evolution soccer 4 on xbox live, where all the schlaaagggggssss always go Real Madrid, Inter etc. They often know very little about football and variety is never on their mind. Shhhlllaaaaaaaaags are being rejected by modern society however. A wonderful counter-attack has been invented by the infamous SteveUK007 (who is a super spam slag but thats another story). Basically you pick the same side as the slag and the same kit. As a result the game will be practically unplayable and the slag will leave crying to his mummy.
Elwapo is such a super team slag.

Maybe one day i'll play a team other than Real Madrid...
Super team slag by JackBauer87 October 15, 2005
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superswagilisticexpialidocious

Having way more swag than marry poppins. (adj)

Having the ability to float away using a swag propelled umbrella
Damn! that floridian is superswagilisticexpialidocious!

shrek superslam 

Shrek SuperSlam is a fighting game in which many of the popular characters from the Shrek series duke it out in an immersive fanfiction . Recently the game has shown a rebirth in popularity due to the insightful Shrekniques popularised by youtuber UncleBobkins.
"In Shrek SuperSlam, Crumpet Dashing into a Murtag dropped apple is a reliable way to start the infinite."

Superswagmlgopticnadeshotdoritomountaindew360noscopeinthehousewallywowairhorncooliamsomlg 

A way to say that someone is MLG. It is also a great way to clog up chatrooms.
Optic is so much more Superswagmlgopticnadeshotdoritomountaindew360noscopeinthehousewallywowairhorncooliamsomlg than Faze.

supershag 

the process of using both hands and putting them both down your pants, adjusting yourself from itchiness, discomfort, or sweat.

Different from a regular shag, as a supershag uses both hands, as opposed to only a typical one-handed adjustment.

This action is not preferred when in other people's sight, for it is not nearly as subtle. However, the results are fantastic.
I'm supershaggin right now aw yea oshit someone saw me i think it was tanya oh shit i like tanya but i bet i wont get any with that i should be more careful next time.

SuperSlap 

A difficult maneuver in which one person repeatedly slaps the face of another in a furiously rapid pace. Usually done so quickly that the hand is almost a blur.
"Frank just superslapped the dumbass who insulted him."
SuperSlap by Frank Klaune November 6, 2003

Superslapper 

A sexual interaction where the male throws his partner into the corner of a room and proceeds to twist his body left and right slapping his partner across the face with his penis repeatedly. It is likely for the partner to turn on the male by saying "Hit me baby one more time."
"Can`t fuck after last night, my cock is dying after trying the Superslapper for a solid 20 minutes!"
Superslapper by TheVerySmartIdiot October 13, 2017