super glued 

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation (drunkenness).

Damn, Frank drank the rest of that fifth of Jim Beam. By the end of the afternoon, he was super glued!

super glued by Frank Klaune April 23, 2005

super-glued 

when a man has a wet dream and he wakes up with his dick stuck to his body

Ah, man I woke up this morning after having an amazing wet dream last night, and my dick was super-glued to my belly!!!!

super-glued by hbomb1974 September 2, 2019

Super Glue Girls 

Type of girl that attaches to you just like super glue attaches to your skin, this type of girl will not leave you alone a second, she will call, email, sms, mms, fax etc with intervals of 5.2 seconds. She asks “Where are you?”, “What you doing?” (Even if she knows that that is your Dump Time) They want to meet all your friends. They want constantly to “do things together”. You can tell by their impression that they die to take a glimpse at your phone, and they ready to sell their soul to have your email password. You can feel their eyes looking at you on the way to restroom. You have impression that you are always observed, and you start believing that the whole world is a conspiracy.
Removing Super Glue Girls.
Unfortunately the traditional super glue remover will not work on this case; you have to leave some of your skin and more to get rid of them. Thanks to them the whole removing thing is a very painful process.

Ex. 1. (January) Friend 1: I’ve been trying to call you all day, but your phone been off!?
Friend 2: Oh my bad, my phone been dead all day, my super glue girl dried the juice out of the batteries, again!
Friend 1: Oh sorry dude! What the hell she wanted?
Friend 2: Oh she was just wondering were we going to spend the New Year’s Eve!
Ex. 2. Wife: Why that bitch keeps on calling you? I am getting tired of her shit!!! I thought between y’all was over!
Husband: Dear, I swear to God it’s been over since High School. Oh baby, I forgot to tell you, she is one of them super glue girls.

Super Glue Girls by Jules Korku February 1, 2009

Super Glue 

Michelle, when in direct correlation to broken boys.

"I'm broken."
"Well, I'm like super glue, I swear."

Super Glue by meeshasaur August 20, 2009

Super Glue Incident 

When a man puts super-glue all over his dick, then engages in sex. A few minutes later, hes stuck!!

God dammit!!! Another fucking super glue incident, these are happening more and more!!

Super Glue Incident by Shit Head October 19, 2003

super glue 

lubricate

1. Sally super glues her hand every time she "hands" him.

super glue by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Wyoming super glue 

The act of ejaculating onto a friends valued possession, sticking it to another valued possession then leaving it outside in sub freezing temperatures.

Tim: are you fuckin serious man... why is my guitar stuck to my truck with frozen jizz
Sam: haha gave it the good ol Wyoming super glue..... bitch

Wyoming super glue by Prince general Harry Potter January 22, 2017