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Suggestion Surfing 

Also known as suggestion loop:
When one types in random letters, words and/or phrases into the Google search bar just to see what Google's suggestions are. Although it may provide many laughs its side effects are dangerous as this may lead to a lack of productivity and in some rare but serious cases a major loss of time.

Very similar to a youtube loop.
Ronnie: I went to search how to change a light bulb... six hours later I was looking at how to change a light ballast
Pauly: Wtf is a light ballast???
Ronnie: I dunno but I still don't know how to change the light bulb in my tanning bed
Mike: Oh no, we have a situation!
Snooki: Waaaaahhhh
Vinny: Looks like you were suggestion surfing......
Suggestion Surfing by gingyman November 16, 2010

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

Minecraft Suggestions 

A subreddit/discord server where anyone can share and discuss about their ideas for Minecraft. Also loves puffer emojis apparently.
Person 1: Yo, I think they should add throwable bricks in Minecraft.

Person 2: That's a great idea! You should make a post about it in the Minecraft Suggestions subreddit.

dANiel LestEr gOod sugGesTioN 

DANIEL JAMES HOWELL SAID THIS WHEN HE WAS READING SUGGESTIONS FOR RE BRANDING PURPOSES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dANiel LestEr gOod sugGesTioN--- 0i

Speed Suggestion Sign 

Those signs with numbers on them that occasionally dot the sides of roads/freeways.
The speed suggestion sign suggested I go 30 mph ... so I'm going 65.
Speed Suggestion Sign by wxflurry August 23, 2012

Suggestionist 

A person who constantly suggests alternate, usually inferior or unworkable ways of doing things. They tend to have little or no experience of the task at hand or even a basic understanding of physics or common sense.
Mitch: “Why don’t we put this on pipes and roll it?”
Frank: “Cause that wouldn’t work dumbass”
Mitch: “Well, what if we took it out to the balcony and hoisted it down with like a pulley or something?
Frank: “What if you stopped being a suggestionist?”
Suggestionist by THE LANDLORD December 13, 2018