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sucktastic 

Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of sucking, such that there is almost something fantastic about it. Also see: craptacular, pukeriffic
Bobby: How did your school picture turn out?

Johnny: Sucktastic.

Bobby: That's 'cause you're an uggo.

Suckfast 

The meal that comes in between Supper and Breakfast.
Man, that suckfast was amazing! It really hit the spot!
Suckfast by Schneids22 September 12, 2011

Suckmaster 

The title bestowed upon Dan Cummings, a current cult leader based out of Idaho, USA.
The Suckmaster has directed us to fact check George the Poodle being shot in the head repeatedly.
Suckmaster by Googlizer December 1, 2020

Sucktastrophic 

Adj. Of, relating to, or involving a catastrophically inane, boring, or "sucky" experience or event totally devoid of entertainment value.

Origin: a combination of "suck" and "catastrophic"
"The game could totally suck. Girls, cocktails, and girls are a good safety net of entertainment. Trust me, I've seen sucktastrophic Super Bowl games."
Sucktastrophic by Vin_from_Chicago February 1, 2009

Suckmasta 

Proper Noun
Familiar - Suckmasta Flex

1) One of many terms applicable to rebellious, yet failure prone Atheist youth of Indian desent.
1) You fail Suckmasta.
2) You go Suckmaster Flex, show them scrubs how to suck it up.

Sucktastic 

When something sucks so bad that it enters the realm of the fantastic.
Shit! My wallets gone.The fucking sucktastic.
Sucktastic by bonghole October 9, 2008