stunned mullet

a. in complete bewilderment or astonishment
b. in a state of inertia
very common in Australia

"Like a stunned mullet" "He just stood there like a stunned mullet"

by mullet man 25 April 03, 2008

stunned mullet

A lesbian taken by surprise.

When Tamsin learned that DeShonda wasn't moving in on the second date, Tamsin was a stunned mullet.

by The Section on Lesbiatrics December 19, 2008

stunned mullet

A shit found floating in the surf

As Shane was catching a wave he noticed a stunned mullet floating by

by toilet mouth October 30, 2003

Stunned Mullets

An Australian drinking game that involves heavy drinking, gross indecency and public humilaition.

Often involving horrible dares, Never have i ever statements and most likely too votes.

Bob "Should we play Stunned Mullets?"
Darren " Fuck man, last time i played that i got so fucking sloshed i ended up shaving my hair into a mullet"

by Steven Bradberry October 24, 2020