A word deadpanned by high school teachers to elicit laughs from students.
"...and can be magnetized by stroking it." *giggle*snort*
by Blackdog January 16, 2004

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That extremely loud and obnoxious dude at the bar who refers to you as "bro" - Dickhead and Meathead are both suitable synonyms.
"Shut the fuck up you stroke."
by JManMad March 15, 2013

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-noun
respect, influence or power in a particular area, process or decision
The priest tried to get the boy out of jail, but he had little or no stroke outside of his congregation.
by Outlaw Zero May 17, 2011

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(verb) An attempt to please a person for personal gain. Often a form a manipulation, the stroker will feign interest in order to pursue some self serving purpose.

(noun) From the term to masturbate, to stroke a hard on in such a way as to entice someone and make him eager. To get overly excited about something. i.e. The football fans were a bunch of strokes.

(noun) A stroke is someone who deceives someone into thinking that he/she has something to offer a person by bragging, giving false compliments, or giving false pretenses thereby making another person overly excited for no good reason.
Sitting in the room with all those blow hards at the time share convention was like one big stroke fest.
by MmeMagnus January 24, 2011

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To have a slow wank.
"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

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An unsavory character
That kid is a fucking stroke
by You a bitch April 15, 2003

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A long distance not favored to travel by many; A gap between two different things.
"Dude, that's going to be a stroke to get to Gail's house!"

John: "Come on, let's go to Vegas!"
Sally: "That's a stroke!!!"
by Tarvinator2006 June 26, 2010

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