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Strifjekat 

Dear Admissions Committee,

I couldn’t fit all of this within the word limit, so I trust you’ll find your way here after looking up what Strifjekat means. I offer you a truly unique talent that sets me apart from the crowd: my unparalleled napping skills. Since I was a child, I've demonstrated an uncanny ability to doze off at a moment's notice, even amidst the most engaging of situations. In high school, I strategically found the perfect nap locations, mastering the art of sleeping through classes. In college, I honed my skills, discovering hidden nooks and empty lecture halls that became my personal sanctuaries of sleep. My napping is not a sign of laziness but a dedication to achieving peak performance and rejuvenating my mind and body. I am the nap whisperer, the somnolence savant, ready to bring balance to the world of academia.

Napping has been proven to promote overall well-being and mental health. By embracing the art of napping, I can serve as a living testament to the importance of self-care and the positive impact it can have on the student body. Encouraging napping as a means of relaxation and rejuvenation would not only benefit individual students but also foster a healthier and more balanced campus culture.

Thank you for considering my application. If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to wake me up.
and that’s my college application. Thank you, and strifjekat
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Oh man you just got stroasted!, said the entire class.
stroast by thewurm January 29, 2020
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Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.
Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

stroafin 

Stroafin, is DC slang for lackin .
DAMN MOE , SHAWTY GOT HIT LAST NIGHT , BRUH WAS STROAFIN !
Noun
A term localized in Sparta New Jersey and nowhere else, referring to an electronic cigarette
Boy 1: “I’m just gonna rip a stoof , and hope the staff doesn’t catch me.”
Boy 2: “Did you just stoof on my fuckin leg? “

Boy A: “Oh no. It’s the super stoofers.”
Stoof by LustMage May 28, 2018