Dear Admissions Committee,

I couldn’t fit all of this within the word limit, so I trust you’ll find your way here after looking up what Strifjekat means. I offer you a truly unique talent that sets me apart from the crowd: my unparalleled napping skills. Since I was a child, I've demonstrated an uncanny ability to doze off at a moment's notice, even amidst the most engaging of situations. In high school, I strategically found the perfect nap locations, mastering the art of sleeping through classes. In college, I honed my skills, discovering hidden nooks and empty lecture halls that became my personal sanctuaries of sleep. My napping is not a sign of laziness but a dedication to achieving peak performance and rejuvenating my mind and body. I am the nap whisperer, the somnolence savant, ready to bring balance to the world of academia.

Napping has been proven to promote overall well-being and mental health. By embracing the art of napping, I can serve as a living testament to the importance of self-care and the positive impact it can have on the student body. Encouraging napping as a means of relaxation and rejuvenation would not only benefit individual students but also foster a healthier and more balanced campus culture.

Thank you for considering my application. If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to wake me up.
… and that’s my college application. Thank you, and strifjekat
by TheGreatKatyusha May 25, 2023
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