An English nickname for a vagrant; typically a beggar or social parasite with irritating qualities.
What a stretch
by Roy Munson October 06, 2003
English travelling dole spongers with overinflated ego's,bad teeth, no hair and black stringy over stretched jumpers, holding a flee bitten dog on a bit of string.
Often found in the early hours laying in doorways in a puddle of their own urine. term later used to refer to any remotely vagrant individual
"Coor did you smell that stretch swimming in that puddle of piss"?
by Bills Aloud March 03, 2007
Kid who has no ass. There are many theories on how he lost it. Some say a shark bit it off. Others think it was ass-rammed off. But the most common theory is that he's never had an ass. This makes sitting quite difficult. He carries around a cushion. People call him NASS, for No-Ass.
Stretch has no ass! Its not there!
by Bob April 05, 2005
An insult to say to fatfuck people because they have stretch mark.
Hey Pam, why r u such a fatfuck stretch you mayo butter cunt slut.
by Kyle Smith July 06, 2004

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