streeties 

A person living on the streets. A less degrading word for bums.

If you're looking for the streeties, there are a bunch living under the bridge.
I couldn't get any sleep last night cause the drunk streeties were making a racket outside my window!
Man that streetie looks like shit. I better buy him a sandwich or something

streeties by postedpen January 10, 2017

Strishies 

Another word for skid marks in ones underwear. (poo)

Bring an extra pair of underwear. That ride is so scary, it is likely that you will be cacking strishies in your pants.

Strishies by loverly1-234 December 23, 2010

Starchies

Heavily starched and creased jeans.

man my starchies could split a melon in half.

Starchies by x August 24, 2004

Groinal Stretches 

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.

Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"

Groinal Stretches by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006

sprechgesang 

A twentieth century style of performance. A combination of speaking and singing. Used by Schoenberg

otherwise. it means a cock

big sprechgesang.
how big is your sprechgesang?
do you have these warts on your sprechgesang?

sprechgesang by mark higgins May 5, 2004

Ed Stretches 

An exercise program invented by Ed Crankshaft, done by him when played for the Toledo Mudhens. Of course it includes the Mudhen Bend, but it also includes other things. It is performed on a therapy ball and can be done anywhere.

Lena: Ed, I'm all worked up. I''m stiff. This bowling ball feels like lead.

Ed: (starts laughing at her) Well, have no fear, Ed Crankshaft is here. I know how to fix it! Try my Ed Stretches. They'll help.

Lena: Come on, medicine ball therapy. What are you talking about, Edward?

Ed: (looking at her stern) Lena Alice Johnson! Trust me, this always worked for me and it will work for you, too. Just try it.

Lena: Well, if it will help me bowl, sure, I'll try it.

(Ed and Lena start stretching on the ball)

Lena: Wow! You were right. Ed Stretches really work.

Ed: (laughing again) Lena, I told you they would. That's ball's gonna go down that lane like a hot knife through bacon!

Ed Stretches by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011

Screechies 

The excrements of waste left around the anus after a thorough expulsion of poop. Sometimes caught in anus hair, Screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female anuses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)

"Duuuude my Screechies are just makin my but itch like crazy!"

"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"

"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"

Screechies by Dr. Wilma May 2, 2006