Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.
*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.
by RTKettle August 13, 2018
A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.
A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.
note: this usually applies to gay men.
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.
A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.
note: this usually applies to gay men.
what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
by cockstar2 June 28, 2011
x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!
by Pwon September 8, 2010
1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)
2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)
2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)
1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"
Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"
Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)
by ASHcheeks April 30, 2012
A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.
Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.
If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.
If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.
For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.
If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.
If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.
For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
by yeestraddler January 29, 2010
someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences
by tiplicker May 10, 2023
A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.
by Hannawana April 17, 2007