2 definitions by RTKettle
Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.
*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.
by RTKettle August 13, 2018
Bootnew: Verb: The act of "hooking up" in a boarding school room while grabbing booty or multiple booties and not even liking each other. Often occurs in a sketchy room.
Sample Sentences: Student 1"Dude i think Crystal and Kobe bootnewed last night"
Student 2 "Ya I heard they went pretty hard"
Student 2 "Ya I heard they went pretty hard"
by RTKettle February 18, 2014