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stockbrokeresque 

An adjective used to describe a man/women who plays with others' money. They feel as if they've "worked" after taking extreme risks and experience large temporary financial gains due to market volatility and risky investment practices.

The person being described usually drives an expensive car and wears expensive suits. They seem to be good with numbers, but probably couldn't pass a college algebra class.
He's stockbrokeresque. He'll win your confidence and lose your money.
stockbrokeresque by Big Idiot April 23, 2006

stockbroker 

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.
Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.
stockbroker by bigtones December 11, 2004

storkbroker 

A person who carries out dealings with birds of the Ciconiidae variety. May involve buying, selling, growing and also delisting of such said avian species.

Usually a storkbroker carries out his or her activities in a regulared stork Exchange, such as the London Stork Exchange, the New York Stork Exchange, or the Tokyo Stork Exchange. According to regulations trading storks at arms length is currently mandatory for safety reasons, particularly to avoid being pecked in the nether regions.

The stork broker may also trade future contracts on storks for future delivery.

Requisites for storkbroking are passing the stork exchange regulation exam (usually "Rules, regulations and safety precautions in Stork Broking") and also the analysis exam "Storks : Product knowledge, analysis and slaughtering methods".
Did you hear about Jim the storkbroker?
He short-slaughtered 10 000 African Spoonbills and covered back at closing to make a huge profit!
storkbroker by Shizuma April 3, 2008

Stockbroker's Board

The greatest thing ever to happen to Yahoo's Oddly Enough.
Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026