Stationary starvation 

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.

Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.

Stationary starvation by PWS27 April 8, 2017

starvational 

When you cant even describe how hungry you are.. You are BEYOND hungry

BRB, STARVATIONAL

starvational by Innocentkent April 11, 2010

Techno-starvation

When your electronic necessities aren't working for an extend period of time in times of need

Person 1: Ugghh I have a 9 hour ride tomorrow to my grandparents house with my mom & little sister and both my iPod & cell phone aren't working!

Person 2: Sucks for you. I've never had techno-starvation that bad.

Techno-starvation by MMendozaa June 14, 2009

med-sturbation 

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

Starbation

The term given to an ugg-wearing, pumpkin-spice-loving white girl who 'literally can't even' after being deprived of Starbucks for a prolonged (probably 24 hours) period of time.

Oh my gosh! The poor girl is like, dying of starbation. Quick, get her a pumpkin spice latte!

Starbation by Just can't even December 17, 2016

e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

e-sturbation by Mark H August 25, 2004

Cry-sturbation 

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

Cry-sturbation by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011