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phone stoned 

talking or texting on a cell phone whilst driving and, oblivious to the speed limit, driving at least 5-10 mph under the posted speed limit.
getting behind someone going 20 mph in a 30 mph zone and thinking that they're either stoned or old. Only to pull up beside them at a stoplight and seeing a teen-age girl (usually) busy tapping away on a glowing cell phone. She's driving so slow she must be phone stoned.
phone stoned by Gravy Licker April 16, 2008

Phone Stoned 

A person is so into what is on their phone (text message, Facebook, twitter, etc.) that they are oblivious to the outside world. They are very unlikely to respond when being spoken to.
Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!

You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?
Phone Stoned by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010

Stone Phone 

To call anyone under the influence of marijuana. It utilises the term stoned while phoning someone.

Also means to throw large amounts of phones, knocking them out or dead. One is literally stoning someone with phones.
Dude... I got so high last night and accidently stone phoned my teacher... fuck man...

That bitch bit my ear off!!! Let's stone phone her to death
Stone Phone by Anal herpes April 27, 2007

stone phone 

To get high on marijuana and then indulge in a religious experience with music through headphones.
Dude, the Beatles are the best band to stone phone!
stone phone by rasrobs March 7, 2008

phone stone 

Just like phone sex, this term is used when two individuals get stonned over the phone.
Maaan I’m too high to get out let’s just phone stone.
phone stone by H Hash & S Shab March 3, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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