Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've
acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.
Game Shop Patron #1 (to
the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's
what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!