Stonker 

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

Spokker Jones 

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

Spokker Jones by Ein September 26, 2004

Stoker 

One who is stoked

A stoker always tries to stay stoked in any situations they might find themselves in. Whether times are tough and trying, or everything seems to be flowin your way, a stoker always tries to stay enthusiastic and be positive.

Chad: "JT, did you see that guy just guzzle that 40 down with his Helix beer bong?"
J.T.: "I did dude, I was just talking to him earlier, he's a pretty rad guy. Very enthusiastic."
Chad: "We need more stokers like him."

Stoker by Unbendable Shaft August 7, 2018

Storker 

a proud member of the Polar Stork team

During the polar Odyssey in Germany, only one storker was sadly missing

Storker by kikolbajaa February 12, 2021

Stonker 

British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.

Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!

Stonker by Retrogradesheep April 12, 2014

stonker 

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

stonker by Dan Fox July 18, 2003

Plinky stonker 

Something that does not exist, used for asking someone if they have it.

"Do you have the plinky stonker?"
"No, what's that?"
"Guess you don't have it."

Plinky stonker by I have sex daily July 9, 2021