Coughing after inhaling smoke, usually marijuana smoke.
I hit that blunt and then stitched like fuck.

After I smoked I coughed loads, that was a stitch.
by Slow R July 19, 2018
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If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.
Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.
by 1Head June 2, 2019
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An extremely adorable female with bitchin' hair, who often picks her nose in public and gets away with it. Usually can be seen killing bitches and supermanning some hoes. She will pop a cap in the ass of many bitches. Also lives off of french fries and orange juice. Can also digest french whores.
Stitches is one bitchin' chick, yo.
by Carlitches January 24, 2008
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(noun) A sexual maneuver where the male, during ejaculation, removes his penis from the vagina and inserts it into the anus--leaving a trail of semen connecting the two cavities, and thus "stitching" them together. If this maneuver is performed multiple times during a single ejaculation, it would then be referred to as a "double stitch", "triple stitch", etc.
"At the moment of copulation, Bronson abruptly decided to pull out--giving Rachel a stitch instead of a baby."
by Alan69 August 8, 2007
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To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.
"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"

or

"You two are so different but you're a totally stitched couple.
by Diva_Danae February 25, 2006
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(adj)- a word and/or nickname to describe someone who will get you high, hooked on songs, in lots of trouble and cause your grades to plummet but continues to form a close bond with everyone. They walk around with Sony Ericcson phones and iPods.

They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.

They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.
S: Let's go everyone, fucking let's swim.
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!
by Brittney Sade July 17, 2008
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A cute and cuddly alien that carries multiple firearms usually and committed hooliganism and made aliens from other planets and universes into slaves
Oh shit it's Stitch
by IntergalactalEnergy December 26, 2022
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