1.) The father of rock-n-roll-styled drumming
2.) A human tempo machine
3.) The best drummer in Liverpool
3.) The lovably "
sad" voice behind "Yellow Submarine," "With a Little
Help from My
Friends," and "Octopus's Garden"
4.) The reason "Hard Day's Night" exists, in any format
5.) A giant nose with a skinny, stoned Brit attached to it
7.) A precious cinnamon bun that must be protected at all costs
8.) The ONLY Mr. Conductor
9.) Savior of Pepperland, Defeater of the Blue Meanies, and magnet for "Unidentified Flying Cupcakes"
10.) The most
popular Beatle in the U.S. at the height of the band's fame
11.) The
guy who that one Animaniac's voice is a spoof of
12.) The Steve Buscemi of rock; in that, he has a reputation as "the funny lookin'
loser," but the informed know he's a genius, and he has plenty of fangirls
