A mixture of tea-bag and facial. Done when ejaculating on to forehead of unsuspecting female, in a dormant state, then lowering and raising scrotum onto and off of cum, spreading it around, until it is evenly distributed and very sticky.
Becky: I woke up this morning to find that my date from last night was gone and that I had been sticky sam'd. It was gross but my skin is rejuvenated.
person 1: ok i pull up hop out at the after par-
person 2: bro stop being such a stinkysmellingfardapoopastinkuspoopsmellingsaladpoopus
person 1: what?
person 2: I said stinkysmellingfardapoopastinkuspoopsmellingsaladpoopus
person 1: sorry for being a stinky saladpoopus
person 2: it’s ok
person 1 and 2: Ok I pull up, Hop out at the after party
The act of having a mind blowningly large and smelly shite that your bottom has rim sting for several weeks and and clog the toilet , releasing an odour that smells like ellie