stimple

when you do something that is stupid and simple minded at the same time

boy:2 plus 2 is 5 right...naw 6
girl:omg yo you is so stimple

by anonymouschick March 31, 2008

Stimple

A stubborn ass pimple that pops up at the worst possible time.

How ridiculous? I have a date with Rosie tonight and this damn stimple won't go away.

by Hameltoe83 February 19, 2015

Stimple

Stupidly Simple

Here let me show you how stimple it is.

Or

Its STIMPLE yo...., Here hold my Beer.

by Caricatures March 05, 2019

Stimple

A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.

Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.

by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019

Stimple-van-Whimple

An insult directed to someone who’s head looks like a sharpened pencil

“Wow, look at Mr Stimple-van-Whimple over there!”

by Big SHaq The Third March 25, 2019

Stimple

A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.

Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.

by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019