Home to the greatest university in the world, Oklahoma State. Also home to the World Famous Eskimo Joes Bar and Grill.
Guy 1-I'm going to Stillwater to party tonight.
Guy 2-Yeah, Stillwater kicks ass.
by Poke April 3, 2005
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The name of the band from the Cameron Crowe film "Almost Famous".
Patrick Fugit followed around the band Stillwater for his story in Rolling Stone Magazine.
by Jesus March 9, 2005
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Home to a unvierse that cares more about athletics than academics or the arts. Wastes more money on losing sports team than on programs that are worth something
Guy 1- I'm going to stillwater tonight.
Guy 2- Man, I'm sorry. I'd rather eat at infested cheese.
Guy 1- I'm going to Stillwater tonight.
Guy 2- Man, I'm sorry. I'd rather eat at infested cheese.
by Zack12345678987654321 October 17, 2008
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1. Home of the University that consistently places second in the state of Oklahoma: in matters such as Football, Rhodes Scholars, Tenured Faculty, Awesomeness, and Epicness, behind the University of Oklahoma. The said university in question is the highly mediocre Oklahoma State University;

2. What one sees when they peer into a toilet;

3. Where the girls are as fake-tan orange as the school colors and the cows are more attractive than said fake-tanned orange girls.
Yeah dude, I walked into the stall and I saw 'Stillwater' in the toilet and by the way did you hear how OSU lost to OU in football the last 8 games in a row, including 4 they played in Stillwater, also I noticed that It must always be Halloween in Stillwater because it looks like all of the girls and/or cows, I couldn't tell the difference, were wearing orange body paint...
by PistolPeteSucks June 29, 2011
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A town near schuylerville NY. You can tell when your in Stillwater because there is 5 pizza places and lots of run down buildings. "The bridge" goes over the Hudson River and kids jump off it while there is tragic going over the bridge. Most the people in town are drug users. In fact the best thing about the town is Damn Good Beef Jerky a local beef jerky company that sells it for discounted prices.
"Hey man want to go to Stillwater and get some beef jerky?"
"I would but my car may get vandalized when we're in there."
by Izme15 August 31, 2015
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After a girl poops, the guy wraps his penis in toilet paper. He then has anal sex with her. Doing this, he is in turn, wiping for her.
Dude, I totally gave her a Stillwater Mummy. That's right! You can call me a modified poop stick.
by benjamin jammers April 29, 2010
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